Jenna Bush, Ready, Willing, and Abel to be Impregnated

Rightard Inpregation Project

Now here's an excellent, prime example of the daughter of a Republican that needs to be infiltrated and impregnated to improve the herd.

Not only should this slut be pregnate all the time given the cocaine and alcohol and the typical Republican Family Values this daughter exhibits, this one should be easy to impregnate.

Look at the salient facts:

Born in 1981, she's currently 24 years old. That's within the fuckable range

The cocaine, alcohol, and usual social behavior of the typical Bush family member usually yields offspring that's either nearly brain dead or a mass murdering psychotic who hears gods speaking to them, true, but the application of Democrat genes will go a long way to correct that, resulting in a child far more intelligent than anything yet born to the Bush family.

The only time she's not got her legs spread while lying on her back is when she's in church learning how to be a good Christian.

So get cracking, guys!

WARNING!

Though it may be difficult, you must acquire permission before impregnating any Bush family daughter. Reviving a drug and alcohol comatose person is a difficult, time consuming effort, and while it may be perfectly acceptable among Republicans to screw unconscious sluts (picture Nancy Reagan and Ronald Reagan, for example) Democrats and other intellectually and morally superior males will find it quite difficult to wake a Republican daughter from her drug and alcohol haze long enough for her to croak out a dazed "Why not."
In many cases reviving a Republican's daughter will be impossible in anything under several days to several weeks, and even then not without the medical assistance of a professional clinic devoted to such efforts.
So we here at the RIIP web site want to reitterate: Make sure they're at least awake enough that when you say, "Want to screw?" they're able to raise a thumbs-up if they're incapable of speech.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/a/2005/04/08/ddish.DTL

Friday, April 8, 2005

JENNA BUSH CAUGHT UP IN DIRTY DANCING SCANDAL

America's First Daughter Jenna Bush is at the center of a new Internet scandal after she was caught dirty dancing in a New York club.

The socialite, who has been criticized for her partying and boozing ways, was celebrating a friend's bachelor party at hip club Nerveana when a sneaky cameraman captured footage of Bush down on all fours, showing off her thong as dancers looked on in disbelief.

The unnamed snapper is now selling his footage to the highest bidders, and hopes to have the film in cyberspace by the weekend.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/44048.htm

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