Rightard Impregnation and Infiltration Project (RIIP)

The horror of Republicanism is a problem that has no quick fixes. It's a problem that will require decades -- generations, even -- to solve since the core of what constitutes Republicanism can't be eliminated solely with medication or a program of electroshock treatments.

The problem of Republicanism is at its base the low quality of education in America coupled with a national low average of intelligence, itself a problem that is getting worse as Republicans continue to breed ever more Republicans. The consequences in just the past decade have been the nullification of the U. S. Constitution, the destruction of Democracy in America and abroad, and the dismemberment of the rights, freedoms, and liberties of American citizens.

The long term solution is simple: The national average IQ must be raised with particular attention being addressed to the Republicans among us.

We here at RIIP propose to strike at the root of Republicanism by building a national alliance of losely-relected chapters of Americans dedicated toward the impregnation and infiltration of Republican families across the country, genetically sowing normal and above-normal children among the families of Republicans whose collective IQs drag down the national average by half of what the average indicates when Republicans are not counted.

The national project consists of five basic steps

• Locate and seduce the fertile daughter of a Republican.

• Fuck long, fuck hard, and fuck often until fertility has been confirmed.

• Stick around for approximately four months or so until conception is assured.

• Move to another town or city at least 400 miles away.

• Repeat the process from the start.

This is a safe, fun, and effective means of destroying Republicanism and putting an end to the mass slaughters and fascism that is the hallmark of Republicanism.

Results should be seen in approximately five or six years when bright and intelligent children within Republican families all across the country start to inform their grandparents that they're clueless fucking assholes.

National chapters are forming up and if you would like to create a chapter in your area, send us contact information and we will add you to the RIIP roles -- and to the web site so that others in your area may join your chapter.

Jenna Bush, Ready, Willing, and Abel to be Impregnated

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